Associations Are Never Free

Please allow me to introduce myself.

I was born in 1977.

I am 6' 2" soaking wet.

I weigh somewhere between 2 and 200 pounds.

I have a piece of paper from the University of Wisconsin - Madison that
confirms $45,000 in tuition was paid to that state for the privilege of
attending classes, which I did most of the time.

I'm one of those bastards who corrects your grammar and stresses out about
the objective case. Although my grammar is far from perfect.

It pains me that I don't fully understand moods. And by moods I mean the
human kind as well as the subjunctive.

I find nothing wrong with writing in the passive voice.

If Jeff Buckley released an album entitled Jeff Buckley Sings Mein Kampf, I
might buy it.

The only thing I have to fear is nuclear war.

I just signed an executive order prohibiting the release of my presidential
papers.

Many times, after consuming moderate to large amounts of alcohol, I have
solved the world's problems only to wake up with a headache and no
recollection of my omnibus solution. (Omnibus is Latin, Mom. Real Latin)

The Red Line is a great place to think, read the paper, and buy socks.

These memories can't wait.
jbg